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My dating life summed up in a punch card.

I’m not waiting until New Year’s for this…

Something to keep him company…

The night before Christmas…

Tall, skinny people will understand!

Most interesting seal in the world…

Earphones camouflage…

Brothers now and then…

Complementary colors…

Surprise room…

Was looking through my wallet today and noticed that I have consecutive serial numbers on two of my $1 bills…from 2009.

Key and Peele working in my town…

A good idea for dog owners

Toilet paper dress…

Deer in the house

Inception dilemma…

Reckless kid…

Waiting for it to happen…

This rules out most people

Lost in plain sight…

Ladies and gentlemen, Audrey Hepburn…

A re-adaptation we can all live with

Defending your stance with Harry Potter…

The mystery of the red cards…

This is how i will celebrate New Years

Bad luck Meg…

My great grandmother picture…

Hmm, I wonder what her hair would taste like?

If the rest of your work is this clever, I’m interested kid…

Alien socks…

How McDonald’s really got started…

Pug style…

Good guy Rob Ford…

Photo bombed by moving train

This sounds useful…

Pissed off cat…

Only one year left…

Just one slice…

Who did it better?