My first time making a cake that doesn’t look like a cake. I think I did okay!

Ah, the good old days…

That's what I would do.

He’ll lay down some sick moves, then die for your sins.

Go away.

Parents of a 13 year old boy problems

Found Michael Jackson on the cover of an old danish book

Oh.. Shit

Smoke circles

Guy rebels against the Westboro Baptist Church picketing an Owl City concert

and this is why my wife doesn’t breast feed .

Parent of the year trophy goes to..

This was outside church today!


Happy Birthday Arnold!

Further proof that Aubrey Plaza is awesome

So I wore my green shirt to the Empire State Building

Hugh Jackman just posted this pic on Twitter and it’s titled "If the bar ain’t bendin’, then you’re just pretendin’."

And with that… you’ve earned my business

Well does it?!

Farting boyfriend causes neighbors to call police

Best Family Picture

Oh Jennifer

What I’ve learned after working in a computer repair shop this summer

Zero fucks given

This is one of my favorite movie lines.