Here comes Peter cotton tail.
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work.
Amazon user reviews keyboard.
Lightning McQueen with an allergy.
Museums in Denmark don’t mess around.
My friend’s nephew broke his leg. My buddy couldn’t resist.
A story of lowering self confidence.
Forgetting to close the bathroom door.
They have a new type of bagel today.
Branch Manager & Assistant to the Branch Manager.
The pot is growing along with the plant.
My GF woke up before me and swapped herself for the dog. I was thoroughly confused for a second!
When a restaurant has low self esteem.
The First Lady of Cameroon has achieved Super Saiyan.
Updated United’s in flight magazine on my trip to Puerto Rico.
Nabisco has lost its goddamn mind.
Been going to this church for 3 years…still waiting for Usher to show up.
I was running low on hair ties and asked my mom if she could pick some up next time she goes to the store. She said “Clean your room, first,” so I did. Touché, Mom, touché.
Totes Mah Goats.
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