When you lock your mum out of the car after she has put the groceries in the back.
My girlfriend’s parents both have BMW’s their driveway and this is their toilet paper.
Perfect for orange juice…
…Werewolves of London
Something must be really entertaining off to the right.
This magnificent picture has been hanging in my public library for years.
Dude! You got a tattoo.
I wish I knew how to play the pressure cooker lid.
Nobody can stop him!
The freeze warning on my ice cream.
Mr. Fridgy….fun for the kids, scared the bejesus out of the wife!
What happens when your cat starts watching too much anime with you.
She just points to the cup whenever I try and start a conversation in the morning.
Real friends get in deep with you.
Wise advice for the summer.
“Only a worthy can sit next to me”.
Probably the strangest fortune cookie I’ve ever seen.
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