My husband shaved our cat then made a new, much more disturbing one.
My wife, the librarian, received her new vanity plates yesterday.
You can tell who my real close friends are by their facial reactions as I fell on the dance floor.
Christmas morning, 1989, my brother and I couldn’t believe we actually got the Tandy 1000.
So I was reading a book to my class when…
I work in a hospital and found this in one of the “on call” rooms.
Old School Creep.
This Pantene model looks like she’s about to break up with me.
Roommate didn’t pay rent for April and left our house. Found this resume in a box of old crap he left.
I just wanted a BLT with cheese not judgement!
Suspicious. Very suspicious.
Garbagemen taking a break.
My life, in a nutshell.
I am definitely not going outside tonight…
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